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LordFartman

Age/Gender: 21, Male
Location: Dallas, TX
Job: Brain Taster

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Sign-Up Date:
3/12/07

Level: 7
Aura: Dark

Rank: Scout
Blams: 93
Saves: 124
Rank #: 35,914

Whistle Status: Normal

Exp. Points: 470 / 550
Exp. Rank #: 82,220
Voting Pow.: 4.91 votes

BBS Posts: 1 (0 per day)
Flash Reviews: 111
Music Reviews: 6
Trophies: 0
Stickers: 0

Latest Flash Reviews

111 Reviews | 38 w/ Responses

Score: 8
William and Sly

"Beautiful... but could be bigger"

submission: William and Sly
date: July 23, 2009

My only complaint is that the world could have been bigger. To be quite honest, I think I would have enjoyed exploring the forest cliffs forever if they didn't end.

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Score: 6
Kitty Krew Opening J

"Have I finally gotten this straight?"

date: June 9, 2009

So you guys are, like, on a crusade against newgrounds? Is that what the bad flashes are about? I know this sounds sorta abusive but I'm serious. I've tried to understand the KK for a while but their purpose eludes me. If you just like raiding NG, then fine, whatever. As it is, not that bad of a flash. Not good, but not bad, either.

June 9, 2009

Author's Response:

YOU ONLY ARE OTHER STUPID AND LOSER GUY FAT WITH A SMALL DICK

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Score: 6
The Best Car Insurance

"I haven't thought about it before..."

date: June 9, 2009

But yeah, I would

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Latest Audio Reviews

6 Reviews | 4 w/ Responses

Score: 9
[ lovesick ambulance ]

"Good, as always"

date: September 30, 2008

Very nice swell at the end. Your songs always depress me (except for "My Head is a Balloon, of course) but then I'm a depressed sort of guy in general, and it sounds like you might be one, too.

You really have become one of my favorite artists (not just on Newgrounds). I know that might not mean much, coming from a screen on a big, popular site like this, but just remember that the writer of these words is a fully realized person, just like you, who has been touched by your music.

Thanks

September 30, 2008

Author's Response:

i'm not so depressed as fed-up:P
Cheers for the review, it does mean a lot to get honest opinions of my music and i appreciate it fully, thanks.

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Score: 10
~EnV~Heaven Rd. 2 (Ng mix)

"Excellent"

date: August 26, 2008

Very original, especially considering its genre. I feel like I'm flying when I listen to this.

I only give out fives if a song can give me chills for more than ten seconds total. Your's clocked in at around 20 seconds.

Very good job. Officially one of my favorite techno songs.

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Score: 10
I Am A Tree

"One of my all-time acoustic favs"

submission: I Am A Tree
date: April 23, 2008

The simplistic lyrics are so laden with deeper meaning as to be poetic, and the unique, minimalist chords seem almost lacking, which only adds to the sense of emptiness pervading this beautiful song. The tune doesn't drag on and become repetitive, and your singing shows an excellent awareness tonality and emphasis. All given a hollow resonance which only compliments the empty mood. Gives me the tingles (which is my grounds for a 5/5).

All in all, one of the best acoustic songs I've ever heard. Truly a gem.

April 24, 2008

Author's Response:

thanks for the review, you sound like you've swallowed a descriptive musical thesaurus though:)

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