LordFartman

Age/Gender: 21, Male
Location: Dallas, TX
Job: Brain Taster

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6 Reviews | 4 w/ Responses

Score: 9
[ lovesick ambulance ]

"Good, as always"

date: September 30, 2008

Very nice swell at the end. Your songs always depress me (except for "My Head is a Balloon, of course) but then I'm a depressed sort of guy in general, and it sounds like you might be one, too.

You really have become one of my favorite artists (not just on Newgrounds). I know that might not mean much, coming from a screen on a big, popular site like this, but just remember that the writer of these words is a fully realized person, just like you, who has been touched by your music.

Thanks

September 30, 2008

Author's Response:

i'm not so depressed as fed-up:P
Cheers for the review, it does mean a lot to get honest opinions of my music and i appreciate it fully, thanks.

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Score: 10
~EnV~Heaven Rd. 2 (Ng mix)

"Excellent"

date: August 26, 2008

Very original, especially considering its genre. I feel like I'm flying when I listen to this.

I only give out fives if a song can give me chills for more than ten seconds total. Your's clocked in at around 20 seconds.

Very good job. Officially one of my favorite techno songs.

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Score: 10
I Am A Tree

"One of my all-time acoustic favs"

submission: I Am A Tree
date: April 23, 2008

The simplistic lyrics are so laden with deeper meaning as to be poetic, and the unique, minimalist chords seem almost lacking, which only adds to the sense of emptiness pervading this beautiful song. The tune doesn't drag on and become repetitive, and your singing shows an excellent awareness tonality and emphasis. All given a hollow resonance which only compliments the empty mood. Gives me the tingles (which is my grounds for a 5/5).

All in all, one of the best acoustic songs I've ever heard. Truly a gem.

April 24, 2008

Author's Response:

thanks for the review, you sound like you've swallowed a descriptive musical thesaurus though:)

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Score: 9
madness 6

"Now filled with COOOOOOORN!"

submission: madness 6
date: February 15, 2008

This song is very complex and I like the symbolrape style. Something about this song feels very... volatile, violent. I like it, it suits Madness perfectly. goodjob

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Score: 7
[W] Hardtrance Rmx

"GOOLOLROFLLOLD"

submission: [W] Hardtrance Rmx
date: February 15, 2008

It has a good quality, but i think that the faltering triple beat that you use is too common to make this song awesome. Not saying you should have your style, but different is normally best in the line of music.

February 15, 2008

Author's Response:

Thx for the review :)

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Score: 8
[W] Terror, extreme nightmare

"Trippingly intense assfuck"

date: February 15, 2008

It's like assfuck for your mind, in an awesome way. Your song gave me a very original rush and I like how different you sound from most of the stuff ive heard. Keep up the good work

February 15, 2008

Author's Response:

hehe Ty for ur review m8 ^^

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