LordFartman

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Location: Dallas, TX
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Flash Reviews: 111
Music Reviews: 6
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Score: 8
William and Sly

"Beautiful... but could be bigger"

submission: William and Sly
date: July 23, 2009

My only complaint is that the world could have been bigger. To be quite honest, I think I would have enjoyed exploring the forest cliffs forever if they didn't end.

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Score: 6
Kitty Krew Opening J

"Have I finally gotten this straight?"

date: June 9, 2009

So you guys are, like, on a crusade against newgrounds? Is that what the bad flashes are about? I know this sounds sorta abusive but I'm serious. I've tried to understand the KK for a while but their purpose eludes me. If you just like raiding NG, then fine, whatever. As it is, not that bad of a flash. Not good, but not bad, either.

June 9, 2009

Author's Response:

YOU ONLY ARE OTHER STUPID AND LOSER GUY FAT WITH A SMALL DICK

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Score: 6
The Best Car Insurance

"I haven't thought about it before..."

date: June 9, 2009

But yeah, I would

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Score: 8
GemCraft 0

"Good game, if not my type"

submission: GemCraft 0
date: June 8, 2009

This is obviously a very well-made TD game. I like the focus you put on story. Now if I only had some sort of skill with these games, I might really enjoy it, but as it is, I'm absolutely terrible. I always have been at TDs.

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Score: 9
BO: The Secret of Steel

"Got my blood pumping... in good and bad ways"

date: June 8, 2009

I like this concept alot. The setting is pretty epic and the character is simple and brutal in a god-of-war sort of way. The controls could have been better explained (it took me four levels to figure out how to pick up barrels) but once I figured them out they felt very attuned with the game's primal focus, without losing the complexity that made the game play so interesting. I'd only have to say that some of the later bosses are a little cheap (Granny Summercamp). Other than that, this is a solid game with smooth animations and appropriate style, and I thoroughly enjoyed it.

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Score: 9
Street Fighter Collab

"Worth the wait"

date: May 27, 2009

Most of the flashes in this collab are top-notch. The only complaint I have is the long loading time, but it can't be helped.

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Score: 8
The Factory!

"good concept, if not my bag of tea"

submission: The Factory!
date: May 27, 2009

I like it, but it get's old fast for me. Sorry :/

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Score: 9
One More Brawl Taunts

"So true"

date: May 24, 2009

Brawl is a great game... to make fun of. After playing it competitively for about a year, it has proven to be broken. Did you know that they had ONE guy do the character balancing? And that he balanced the game with ITEMS ON?!?! Makes me want to puke.

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Score: 8
Learn to Fly !

"Cute and Fun, But Same-Samey"

submission: Learn to Fly !
date: May 23, 2009

I think the concept is very cute, and you put alot of time into the visual display and everything, but this game still lacks innovation. Nonetheless, it plays the old distance-game role better than most. Good job, overall.

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Score: 9
TOFUZILLA

"Great Style"

submission: TOFUZILLA
date: April 20, 2009

I think that the length was great, and I really like your unique style. You also have me listening to the Velvet Teen now

April 20, 2009

Author's Response:

awesome. good band.

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